When she saw me filing my feet she said, "Mom, you weally should get Callous Clear. (She prounounced it Callous Clee-ya. I had her say it a dozen times before I knew what she was talking about.) You put a lot of it on, and then you just wipe it away, and all of that is gone, and your feet are soooooo soft. It's easy! And for only $19.95!"
Hmmmm.
Yesterday she said, "Mom! Can we get Hot Buns? You will FLIP for hot buns! And when you take it out, your hair has gorgeous curls."
Okay.
Today she announced, "Mom, if you wash your clothes with two scoops of baking soda soap, it will make them so clean, it will make you think that you just bought them!"
I'm not sure if I should switch to DVR programming, or celebrate her retention skills.
Probably both.
