greens

As we sat at the dinner table Ella asked, "Mom, do you mind if I have some salad?"

"Of course not. What would you like?"

"I think I'll have some mixed greens," she said as she got up from the table, "and a dressing my choice." As she helped herself, she announced, "I want to eat a cup of green a day."

"That's great, Ella. Why?"

"So my toots don't stink so bad."