patriotism

Today Lauren and I had this conversation in the car:

"Mom, a worm doesn't have a stomach, right?"

"It does have a stomach. And guess how many hearts an earthworm has."

"Ummm, one?"

"Nope."

"Five?"

"No. Ten!"

"Ten?" She was shocked. "He needs a lot of arms to say the Pledge of Allegiance."

Note: Turns out I was wrong about worms having stomachs. Technically, the have guts. Just in case you were wondering.