bugged out

After a recent trip to the pool I opted to shower the girls in the somewhat rustic locker room. Lauren stepped into a stall and immediately spotted a giant daddy long legs. I had just returned from disposing of it when Lauren pointed out a small, brown beetle. Eager to get on with her shower, I tried to comfort her by saying, "Oh, that's just a baby beetle looking for his mom." She looked at me horrified, "That means his MOM is IN THERE."